More Wedding Ideas

Hi, everyone. I know I’ve been away for a while, but it’s strictly because I was shipped off to Georgia to learn about newspapers. I know what you’re thinking, and the answer is no, the industry isn’t screwed. No matter what people say.

I know that I’ve been going on about the wedding for a while now, but I have enjoyed every second of tormenting Christa. To that end, today’s game involves finding songs that she would never consent to us dancing to for our first dance.

1. “It’s Too Late” by Rodney Carrington

“It’s too late. Now we’re married.
‘Till we’re dead and buried…
You’re stuck with me, and I’m stuck with you.
Baby, it’s too late, and there’s nothing we can do…”

A lovely song that really describes marriage well.

2. “Three Little Words” by DaVinci’s Notebook

A wonderful homage to Meatloaf, DaVinci’s Notebook sings a song in the style of the classic “Bat out of Hell” and describes the three little words that the man has been longing to sing to his woman.

“Pull my finger.”

3. “Your Love Is…” by Paul and Storm

While my love is a “tiny puppy, knowing only love,” clearly her love is “an underground dog-fighting ring, catching me and keeping me in a cage” and “death holds no meaning for me just like Christopher Walken…”

Her love is Christopher Walken.

4. “Paradise by the Dashboard Light” by Meatloaf

I like the prospect of a song that says “I will love you until the end of time” followed immediately by “and now I’m praying for the end of time.” It makes me weep.


I love this game.


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