Dear Santa

Dear Santa,

Yes, I am 23 years old. I have just about all I need in my life right now, but there are a few things I could really use, if you’ve got some spare time. I know it’s late in the season, but I haven’t quite been able to identify just what would make Christmas better this year up until today.

I’d like a Republican candidate for president who makes sense. One that doesn’t flip flop on issues or bring the ultra social conservatism to the table. Really, I guess I want a candidate we can all support and be proud of.

If you can manage it, I’d also like swift justice for those who have been hacking major media companies. I just found a letter from Square-Enix in my e-mail saying someone hacked a server on Monday. I am tired of constantly being asked if my identity is truly safe. Please deliver holy retribution on those who threaten the security of people who play video games.

Assuming those aren’t too much to ask for already, I’d also like to add a request for a pony.

Signed,
Joe C.

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