Once again, it’s not the affair. It’s the cover-up.

Over in Alabama, Robert Bentley has resigned the office of governor. Why? Misdemeanor charges he was arrested and booked for earlier.

Of course, that’s not the real reason for all the drama…

The “misdemeanor finance charges” are part of a larger sex scandal in which Bentley was caught in an affair with a top staffer and used his power to intimidate others into silence.